I want you to see how the smart people in this room are not interrupting me and...– Nick Fury
Love at first sight! Dilemma! Which color should i go for? :)
You’re beyond De Niro serious. This is Russel Crowe serious.– Chuck
Google Map Gives the Best Direction
1. Go to Google Map. 2. Click ”Get Directions”. 3. Type ”Taiwan” as the start location and “China” as the end location. 4. Read STEP 23 of the directions. 5. LAUGH OUT LOUD!
那种感觉一再不同。 一种不陌生的不同。 我不想。在一次。重蹈复辙。
Did you hear… Mcdonald killed Burger King in front of Popeyes over that...
Vodka Milk Coffee
Charlie: I love vodka milk coffee so much!!
Me: Vodka mixes with milk coffee? What kind of drink is that?
Charlie: Pokka lar! Pokka milk coffee!
我怀恋的是以往的那一份情怀， 那一份细心， 那一份感动。 我怀恋的是以往的那一个你。
On the phone, with bad reception...
Charlie: When you compressed a file, the extension is [dot]zip, right?
Me: Eh? What?
Charlie: When you compressed a file using winzip, the extension becomes [dot] Z I P, right?
Me: Eh? Black Eyed Peas? What about them?
Charlie: Z I P lar!
Gosh! The DJ bears such a close resemblance to Crystal! Nice to meet you, Elena Gilbert/Katherine Pierce! :)