No Love From 'One Big Group'
Kimo: Gary Speed has passed away!! Check FB!!
Kimo: Gary Speed!
Me: Yah, but who?
MX: Soccer player.
Lun: Kimo, why post this in 'One Big Group', go post it in 'Shaolin Soccer' instead.
Shaggy: Wrong. Go post in this new group named 'One Big Group Without Edis'. Haha.
Me: :'( NO LOVEEE!
Best Place To Swim
Me: Siri, where is the best place to swim?
Siri: Obviously not Bedok Reservoir.