Most 'Budget' Xmas Gift Ever
Lun: The budget for the gift exchange is 10 dollars, right? I'm buying a packet of Viceroy Menthol lite.
Kevin: Fuck, my Marlboro Ice Blast is 12 dollars!
Lun: Smoke half a pack first!
Kevin: I know, I shall take out 4 sticks, that should be 9.60 dollars.
Korner: Bro, your hair is like Esplanade from the side!
Skipper: Not Esplanade lah. It's the Sydney Opera House!
Guy or Girl?
Policeman: "Lower your window. What did both of you do just now, working?"
Kevin: "Drinking (obviously)."
Policeman: "Hmm. Is your friend a guy or girl?"
Me: "WTF?! (Are you drunk or am I drunk? Are you dumb or are you a m****?)"
Girl: Can you help me remove something on my boobs please?
Boy: Oh, CERTAINLY!! Tell meeee!! *sexcited*
Girl: Your eyes.