Me: Hey! You changed to a new Blackberry!
Dodger: Yeah, got this Blackberry Bold 9000 at some 'ah beng' shop.
Me: So what happened to your previous Blackberry? Traded in?
Dodger: No, I didn't trade in that Blackberry Dinosaur.
Me: Blackberry Dinosaur? You mean there's such a model? I always though there are only Bold, Storm, Curve, and the latest Torch.
Dodger: Hahaha! I called it Dinosaur because its so damn 'antique' lah!
April's Fool Flight
Me: I'm flying off on the Fri, 1st April, instead of Mon, 4th April. There's a change in plan.
Ms Lee: 1st April? Are you sure, I think your colleagues are playing a prank on you.
Me: Huh, oh ya! It's April's Fool! Eh wait, it's work! How can they joke about this?
Ms Lee: 你作恶多端，you never know.
Me: Are you sure it's “不要吧”？
Me: C'mon, don't be a spoilsport.
Kevin: No, i'm not going. Basically my needs are PCB.
Kevin: Pool Chicks Booze
Me: We have brooze though.
Kevin: Bros + Booze?
Me: You got it, BRO!
Slow Is Challenge
Me: Started jogging huh! Come, let's jog together, fast!
Charlie: Don't want lar!
Charlie: I'm challenging myself to run slow. Normally i'm too fast, can't even enjoy.
Me: Tsk! That one too challenging.
Charlie: Yah, i think so too. I merely made it.
Me: I can't even do it.
Charlie: Try harder, Edis. You can do it!
Did an Alaskan cop really just say “Freeze!” FOR REALS?– Wade Wilson
What you’re asking isn’t impossible. It’s right next door to...– Hank McCoy
Of all the ladders I have to climb, income ladder seems to be the toughest! I need an elevator!
Chewy: You wanna put tattoo?
Chewy: If you do I pay for you.
Me: Why are you so nice to me?
Chewy: Fuck you.
Me: I'm sorry. It's just that..it's not you, it's me.
Chewy: Fuck you again.
+658XXX XXXX: Hi.. This is my new number..
Ms Lee: I've helped you return your books.
Me: Thanks mom.
Ms Lee: But both the book drops at the library are the same, right?
Me: NOOO! One is to 'Singapore', the other one is to 'Other Countries'!
Ms Lee: Oh no! I didn't know!
Me: Heeheehee! =p
Best Storage Media
Charlie : Is 89 bucks for a 500GB external HDD considered cheap?
Edmund: Hitachi better.
Me : Western Digital better.
Shaggy : Seagate better.
Me : DVD better.
Shaggy : VCD better.
Me : Cassette tape better.
Shaggy : Floppy disk better.
Me : Fine, i lost. I can't recall anything "better". Floppy disk is the best!
Kevin: Do you know they are making a sequel for the film '300'?
Me: Is it so? What does it call?
We are a group of rapidly aging and steadily disappearing veterans, of a war...– Bill Mahan
When my pumping Heart was bloodily ripped out, raw, left to wither and die, alone. Call me heartless, I don’t care. Now who needs some Ba Gua?
(Noun) A promise that is either not going to be carried out, worthless or meaningless. Like today.
Rugal: Anyone knows what is the greenish substances on the ceiling?
Slider: The rat 'lao sai'!
Ego: Alien dropping!
Coupe: Some 僵尸 died up at the ceiling board.
Phantom: 僵尸? 中国版的Sadako! Thought she usually climbs out of TV?
Slider: Now everyone is using LCD TV, no space for them to hide!
The heart is a stubborn muscle.
Conversation is like throwing a ball at a wall. It bounces back. But sadly, it doesn’t.