March 2011
28 posts
The Blackberries
Me: Hey! You changed to a new Blackberry!
Dodger: Yeah, got this Blackberry Bold 9000 at some 'ah beng' shop.
Me: So what happened to your previous Blackberry? Traded in?
Dodger: No, I didn't trade in that Blackberry Dinosaur.
Me: Blackberry Dinosaur? You mean there's such a model? I always though there are only Bold, Storm, Curve, and the latest Torch.
Dodger: Hahaha! I called it Dinosaur because its so damn 'antique' lah!
April's Fool Flight
Me: I'm flying off on the Fri, 1st April, instead of Mon, 4th April. There's a change in plan.
Ms Lee: 1st April? Are you sure, I think your colleagues are playing a prank on you.
Me: Huh, oh ya! It's April's Fool! Eh wait, it's work! How can they joke about this?
Ms Lee: 你作恶多端，you never know.
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不要怕！
Anna: 喂喂～
Anna: 不要吧～
Anna: 你是好娃娃～
Me: Are you sure it's “不要吧”？
Anna: 不要怕！:S
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Brooze
Me: C'mon, don't be a spoilsport.
Kevin: No, i'm not going. Basically my needs are PCB.
Me: PCB?
Kevin: Pool Chicks Booze
Me: We have brooze though.
Kevin: Bros + Booze?
Me: You got it, BRO!
Slow Is Challenge
Me: Started jogging huh! Come, let's jog together, fast!
Charlie: Don't want lar!
Me: Why?
Charlie: I'm challenging myself to run slow. Normally i'm too fast, can't even enjoy.
Me: Tsk! That one too challenging.
Charlie: Yah, i think so too. I merely made it.
Me: I can't even do it.
Charlie: Try harder, Edis. You can do it!
Me: -_-'''
“Did an Alaskan cop really just say “Freeze!” FOR REALS?”
– Wade Wilson
“What you’re asking isn’t impossible. It’s right next door to...”
– Hank McCoy
Of all the ladders I have to climb, income ladder seems to be the toughest!
I need an elevator!
Tattoo
Chewy: You wanna put tattoo?
Me: Nahh.
Chewy: If you do I pay for you.
Me: Why are you so nice to me?
Chewy: Fuck you.
Me: I'm sorry. It's just that..it's not you, it's me.
Chewy: Fuck you again.
Random Number
+658XXX XXXX: Hi.. This is my new number..
Me: Whose?
Book Drop
Ms Lee: I've helped you return your books.
Me: Thanks mom.
Ms Lee: But both the book drops at the library are the same, right?
Me: NOOO! One is to 'Singapore', the other one is to 'Other Countries'!
Ms Lee: Oh no! I didn't know!
Me: Heeheehee! =p
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Best Storage Media
Charlie : Is 89 bucks for a 500GB external HDD considered cheap?
Edmund: Hitachi better.
Me : Western Digital better.
Shaggy : Seagate better.
Me : DVD better.
Shaggy : VCD better.
Me : Cassette tape better.
Shaggy : Floppy disk better.
Me : Fine, i lost. I can't recall anything "better". Floppy disk is the best!
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300's Sequel
Kevin: Do you know they are making a sequel for the film '300'?
Me: Is it so? What does it call?
Kevin: 301
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“We are a group of rapidly aging and steadily disappearing veterans, of a war...”
– Bill Mahan
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When my pumping Heart was bloodily ripped out, raw, left to wither and die, alone. Call me heartless, I don’t care.
Now who needs some Ba Gua?
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Empty Promise
(Noun) A promise that is either not going to be carried out, worthless or meaningless. Like today.
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Rugal: Anyone knows what is the greenish substances on the ceiling?
Slider: The rat 'lao sai'!
Ego: Alien dropping!
Coupe: Some 僵尸 died up at the ceiling board.
Phantom: 僵尸? 中国版的Sadako! Thought she usually climbs out of TV?
Slider: Now everyone is using LCD TV, no space for them to hide!
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“The heart is a stubborn muscle.”
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Conversation is like throwing a ball at a wall. It bounces back. But sadly, it doesn’t.
