Work is a Bitch
Me: Hey, I can't meet you tonight. Work is a bitch!
RH: Work is not a bitch, at least work gives you money. Bitch doesn't give you money, bitch uses your money!
That Breaking Point
I can’t forget you. Correction, I can’t forget the shits you did to me.
难过的原因有许多 有因为失去以往的快乐而感到难过 有因为自己所造成的过失而感到难过 也有因为无法面对羞愧的行为而感到难过 但是，难过至于，你是否试着让悲伤止步而道歉呢？
Ding Dong Ding Dong
Mr Chan: Your heard the 'ding dong ding dong' sound?
Mr Chan: What's that sound?
Me: Erm, it was my phone.
Mr Chan: No wonder no one was at the door.
If I have a Japanese name, it will be 饭少肉多多.– Kelvin
Random Fact #03
I have never dyed my hair, but there was once I received public canning for spotting brown hair when I was primary 3. Red is the color that i always wanna dye though.
Random Fact #02
Someone taught me how to cry. Shellen once told me, “女人能活得比男人长，只因为她们懂得抒发情绪。”
Shaggy: Why do you keep following me?
Eugene: My speakers are spoil. I need to stick to you to listen out for any zombies around.
X-Men: First Class Post-Credit Scene
Kim: Is there a post-credit scene?
Me: I'm checking now. Hmm, Google says no.
Ash: My friend said there is!
Me: So you're suggesting we should trust your friend, instead of Google?
(After 10mins of wait and no post-credit scene was shown)
Ash: Sorry, my friend is a m*censored*.
Extended Journaled or NTFS-3G
Me: Which do you recommend, Extended Journaled or NTFS-3G?
RH: Best is to gather both Steve Balmer and Steve Jobs and make them down one graveyard each. And so they shake hand for technology peace, and then we, the end users, won't have so much of such problems!
Random Fact #1
I like to play in the rain. Get drenched. Get soaked.